(... the Office quotes, due to popular request)
"Okay, motivational dance contest, everybody!... Sometimes you haev to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Drive points home. Sometimes you hust have to be the boss of dancing."
"They say that your wedding days goes by in such a flash that you're lucky if you even get a piece of your own cake... I say that's crazy. I say: Let them eat cake! Margaret Thatcher said that. About marriage. Smart broad."
"You were nothing but great to your ho, and then you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world and then... then suddenly she's not your ho no mo."
"I've been Michael's number two guy for about five years. We make a great team. Michael is like Mozart. And I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael's like Mozart. You try to hurt Mozart and you're going to get a bullet in your head. Courest of Butch Cassidy."
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