good decision affirmation

just got off the phone with my last landlord.

in short, i want to shark punch him in the face.

more than once.

perhaps a roundhouse kick to the ear, too. and a pointy toed kick to the shin.

both shins.

then maybe a jab to the eye.

then a 'hi-ya' noise to make me feel more bad-ass. then walk away.

with my $200. that he wants to keep. for weeding.

boo-ya, jim. booya.

and hallelujuah to being MY OWN LANDLORD!!!!
pearl is probably the only other landlord i could handle right now....

The Landlord from Will Ferrell