all this for lil ol' ME?

(where the jeep mirror gets scraped by a bus and i'm late to roller derby)

this was the scene from behind: one bus, one RTD supervisor truck, two cop cars, with lights on.

 this is what it looked like from where i pulled over. pretty much a shenanigan, right?

 this is ALL that happened: the casing/assembly for the mirror is in tact- no scratches or anything. just a shattered mirror, two cop cars, one RTD supervisor, one bus, one jeep, one ticket, one hour later to roller derby... for this: