grocery list

a friend at work found this in his jacket from last winter, and gave it to me as a 'gift'. he asked me, using my therapist wisdom, to analyze who he really is, from the items on his list. he asked, 'imagine that you found this and no idea who i was. what would you think of the person that left this behind?'

his list includes:

kale, rice milk, light bulbs, sonicare heads, salad mix, hummus, bleach, tea lights, broccoli, sweet potato, keefir"

i told him i would guess the person that left his behind was a 'healthy gay male'. he said i was right, and asked why. i told him the tea lights gave him away.